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Mettaton ([personal profile] metalcrusher) wrote in [personal profile] textsfromhotland 2019-12-29 08:30 am (UTC)

Modranicht gift

[...But it's two days late for Modranicht. A present awaits Alphys wrapped in a picture-perfect "present" box with red ribbon, one that resembles a bomb an Earthbound present something one might see on TV. Within the box is a dress of a cutesy persuasion.

There's a note attached to it. The note is written in a familiar, curly, perfectly legible script.]


Dear Alphys,

Happy EX-mas! Or Modranicht. Same thing, but with a marked reduction in frenzied seasonal spending. Not on my watch.

Sorry that this gift made it to you late. You know how it is. But I hope you enjoy it. I had it fitted especially for you. I don't know if you could pull it off as FABULOUSLY as me (that's an impossible standard), but you'll look absolutely darling in it. I wanted something brighter, more pink, but that's not in style here in Aefenglom! Soon, that'll change. I have some expectations for Aefenglom's fashion trends, and this will be perfectly en vogue for the following year.

If you need it tailored for whatever type of Turnskin you're becoming, I'll have it taken care of... But I don't expect it to be a problem, unless Turnskins sprout wings. Dresses are very forgiving for all kinds of lower-body transformations, I find. Such as going from a single pole, to a pair of dreamy legs.

-MTT

[Mettaton, stellar friend: "MY FRIEND ALPHYS, THE TURNSKIN, AND DEFINITELY NOT A FAUN. I KNOW WHAT MY FRIEND IS BECOMING WITH COMPLETE CERTAINTY AFTER TELLING HER SHE'S NOT A CAT GIRL."]

P.S. About the way I spoke to you earlier this month... I hope you won't hold it against me. Since you know how full moons are. We were both a bit out of our minds, weren't we? Ha ha.

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